Tomorrow begins my year-long adventure. It’s going to be a party literally. I have been gearing up for ways to celebrate the next four days in Paris and things are looking pretty good.

New Year’s Day will have pictures from our celebration tonight. January 2 is going to be a challenge, I still have no idea how to celebrate. January 3 is going to blow your mind. I’m going to celebrate as many of the listed holidays as possible. I’m getting my LOTR on for the next few days. If you don’t know that reference, then we aren’t friends. Well we are, but I secretly judge you. Sorry. January 4 will be taking place in an airport/on an airplane. And Pop Music Day is going to be hilarious.

I will probably be posting these celebration stories in the evening. Based on my travel schedule, that would be the easiest.

I am really excited. I have a secret dream that this is what I can do with the rest of my life. So I don’t have to get a real job and I can just write this cool blog and show people how to celebrate obscurity. If you know anyone that like to sponsor parties and whatnot send them my way. P Diddy has a giant themed party once a year doesn’t he? It’s where everyone wears white? Right? Maybe he is looking to expand his celebratory skills. I’m sure one of you is besties with P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, Sean P Diddy Combs, Diddy you get the idea. Send out a letter to all of the aforementioned names so to be sure he will get one of the letters and tell him he needs to celebrate with me. That plan is fool-proof.

I love New Year’s Eve. It’s a great holiday, a lot of hype but still great if you celebrate well. Grab a stranger and kiss them. That would make for a memorable night. And then forever when someone asks that stranger what the greatest New Year’s Eve-r was they will say, “This one time I was at a party and this really great stranger just grabbed me and kissed me. It was like it was from a movie!” And BOOM you are going down in history as This Really Great Stranger. So that’s an option for celebrating tonight.

Also, if you are going to be at one of those fancy parties where everyone starts singing Auld Lang Syne at midnight and you’re freaking out because you don’t know the lyrics and you are trying to impress a really great stranger you are in luck! Here are the lyrics! Now you can be as awesome as the people who know the lyrics past the line, “If old acquaintance be forgot.”

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne ?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
and surely I’ll buy mine !
And we’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.


We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine ;
But we’ve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.


We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine ;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.


And there’s a hand my trusty friend !
And give us a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll take a right good-will draught,
for auld lang syne.


If you really want to get in The Celebrationist spirit, perform this song at your party. I would love it and so would that really great stranger you just kissed.

Happy New Year’s Eve to all!


I’m celebrating 7 hours before you. It’s basically time travel.



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3 responses to “Tomorrow.

  1. STB

    Here’s a tidbit I found…may help your midnight wailing.

    Scots pronunciation guide (as Scots speakers would sound)

    Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
    an nivir brocht ti mynd?
    Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
    an ald lang syn*?

  2. abbybeard20

    Dad what the heck? she is in FRANCE, not Scotland?

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