Well, it’s Bosses Day, on a Sunday. It seems strange I know. But fear not! I still celebrated, like a boss. I did two things, nay three things like a boss.
1. I lounged like a boss. I spent a large majority of today lounging on my couch. I looked a lot homeless. I had on my christmasy slipper boots, my way too large sweatpants, one of my favorite purple t-shirts and a blue hoodie. I looked like a rainbow of loungingness.
2. I grocery shopped, like a boss. I am practically a professional at guessing how much my grocery bill will be. I was only six dollars off. I also saved $9.72 with my preferred Jewel card. If that’s not shopping like a boss, I don’t know what is.
3. I cleaned like a boss. Sunday nights are usually cleaning/laundry/apartment improvement and today was no exception. It now smells like Swiffer and Clorox and niceness. It’s very nice. I cleaned all parts of the apartment, which should last till Wednesday.
Bosses Day was celebrated well. I do have a real life boss that I work for. His name is Tim. He’s great. The end.
Promote synergy, LIKE A BOSS!
PS: You should probably watch the Like a Boss video from SNL.