I have a tale to tell for Tell a Story Day. It’s the tale of my most epic 3rd grade birthday party. It’s still my best birthday ever. I will tell it, but I got carried away with Johnny Depp on TV and now I’m going to get Thursday night margs. But I will tell you the tale. I have to wait till I have a second so I can give this tale they appropriate time it deserves.
It’s going to blow your mind.